Things Programmers Say

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"Its not a Bug, it's a Feature "
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" That's Weird"
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"Its never done that before"
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"It works on my Machine"
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"That's a Data issue"
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"We will fix that Later"
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"It worked yesterday"
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"How is that Possible "
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" There's something Funky in the Data!"
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"You must have the wrong version "
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" Someone must have changed my code "
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" Why do you want to do it that way"
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"Have you restarted your machine after Upgrading?"
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"I can't unit test everything "
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"I'm pretty sure I've already fixed that!"
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"You must have entered the wrong data and crashed it!"
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"Is the  cable plugged in?!"
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"Which version of JDK should I use"
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"I haven't touched that part of the code for weeks"
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"Even though it doesn't work how does it feel"

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